Most bizarre conversation of your year: script it. Use pseudonyms if necessary.

Me: Taking all my medicines with Sary watching as she brushes her teeth.

Sary: When I am a mommy will I get to take all those vitamins?

Me: I hope not, hopefully just one. (the actual vitamin)

Me: I love your pretty white teeth!

Sary: I love your pretty yellow teeth

(Boom goes the dynamite! No wonder mommies struggle with self esteem.)